Modern Woman

Zero fucks. Ever.: Question:

Thu, 09 May 2013 06:07:57 -0400

Is it too pretentious to put a “please avoid” or “please do not purchase” list in the envelopes with the baby shower invitations?

Like it would be worded something like:

Please note that all gifts are met with an abundance of gratitude and we’re very thankful to you for even purchasing…

reposting because Im too drunk to remember and Im planning a baby shower

I got drunk tonight and offered to throw my friend a baby...

Thu, 09 May 2013 05:59:57 -0400

I got drunk tonight and offered to throw my friend a baby shower. I have no idea what to do.

imdreamingadream: Bridesmaid Scavenger Hunt (for the...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 04:58:04 -0400

imdreamingadream:

Bridesmaid Scavenger Hunt (for the Bachelorette party)

imdreamingadream: Bachelorette party game

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:58:21 -0400

imdreamingadream:

Bachelorette party game

pinkarella: Adriana Lima’s Halloween Costume, inspired by Tim...

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:51:43 -0400

pinkarella:

Adriana Lima’s Halloween Costume, inspired by Tim Burton’s ‘The Corpse Bride’, 2010

How to be classy in three easy steps:

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:07:38 -0400

epic-humor:

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Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:05:18 -0500

It’s been a while since I’ve been here and to be honest I should NOT be here right now...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:46:49 -0500

It’s been a while since I’ve been here and to be honest I should NOT be here right now with two final papers due tomorrow!! It is almost 2 a.m. and I am up looking at interior decor pictures for inspiration for my new apartment!!! That’s right… after almost four years of dorm living I am FINALLY moving in to my own single apartment next week! I’m so excited!!

Also… S, the Indian boy I wrote about this summer…well, tomorrow will be six months together. I am so happy… I have fallen completely in love with him!

Nenu ninnu premistunnaanu నేను నిన్ను ప్రేమిస్తున్నాను.

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 18:42:34 -0400

My boyfriend and I said the L word last night… :) Now I just have to learn it in his mother tongue, Telugu.

Beautiful…

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:46:23 -0400

Beautiful…

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:36:13 -0400

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Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:59:38 -0400

BY THE WAY… I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WORTHY OF MY...

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:47:00 -0400

BY THE WAY… I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WORTHY OF MY VAGINA!!!

He is wonderful, so kind, someone I can talk to for hours about anything.

Sadly… I won’t get to see my new boyfriend again til I come back from Norway in August… :(

And by the way, this song was playing in my head right after the last few times we had sex!!! SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl Sexy vs. Guy Sexy

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:41:02 -0400

About a week and a half ago I wore something extra lacy from VS for my new (and WONDERFUL) boyfriend. Even though he didn’t say anything about it I assumed he loved it as it only took him about two minutes to get it off. The next morning I woke before him and just threw on my old shirt and a pair of his sweats to go make breakfast. When he finally did wake and saw me in my glorious morning mess he couldn’t stop commenting about how sexy I looked in his sweats! Mind you, the night before I had gone all out wearing a lacy, white babydoll from Victoria’s, a string of pearls around my neck, dark eyelashes, his favorite perfume, and he said nothing. The next morning I was slightly hungover from our friend’s wine night with my blonde eyelashes, messy, gross hair, wearing old baggy sweats and he thought THAT was sexy?????

I guess there is definatly a difference between what guys think is sexy and what women think guys want…?!?!

Now come on, really… lingere vs. sweats?!?!?!?

...that moment you realize you're really quite fond of the new guy you're seeing...

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 10:58:06 -0400

S from India. So handsome, smart, and kind. Took me to dinner and a movie the other night and walked me to my door when he dropped me off and gave me a goodnight kiss. I’m hoping that this is what I’ve been waiting for. :)

Cactus Tree Motel: If sex and power are what women want, don't stop them

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:37:06 -0400

Cactus Tree Motel: If sex and power are what women want, don't stop them:

cactustreemotel:

Western culture is still terrified of female desire. After all, if we stopped shaming women and girls for being hungry or horny, who knows what else they might start to want? It all comes down to a dirty little word beginning with a C, a word that, in our haste to decry sexual objectification,…

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Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:18:43 -0400

"Male or female, we all need to feel beautiful to be open to sexual communication: “beautiful” in the..."

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:13:38 -0400

“Male or female, we all need to feel beautiful to be open to sexual communication: “beautiful” in the sense of welcome, desired, and treasured. Deprived of that, one objectifies oneself or the other for self-protection.”

- Naomi Wolf, The Beauty Myth (via schmautumn)

ilovecharts: I call this chart “Dating in Brooklyn,...

Mon, 30 May 2011 21:41:36 -0400

ilovecharts:

I call this chart “Dating in Brooklyn, NY”

-iwalktall

Story of my life!

Mon, 23 May 2011 11:23:22 -0400

Story of my life!